meat drum

The sound made when a penis hits a man's stomach.

I jump up and down after a shower, playing my meat drum.

Meat Train

Is when you jerk-off in a conga line.

Im about go to in a Meat Train

Meat Torpedo

The male genitalia. Think about it.

My girl friend wakes me up early at least three times a week by just tugging on my meat torpedo.

meat-glorb

a food item that mainly consists of meat, meat, and more meat

The new KFC Double Down isn't a real sandwich: it's a meat-glorb!

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Whale Meat

An extremely huge dick

Jessica: "i'm so sore from last night"
Tiffany: "from what? i thought you and Tyrell went to the movies?"
Jessica: "we did but afterwards we went to his house. Let's just say he has that whale meat."

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meat j.

when an obese male or female allows you to place your beef stick between their meaty folds, or meat flaps, and proceed to thrust your spear in a back and forth motion.

Example 1:

Before Kristie Alley went on Jenny Craig, i was able to sneak a meat j. or two in the upper right quadrant of her torso.

Example 2:

Rosie O'Donnell gives a killer meat j.!

Fuckable meat

Meat(human being) that is being able to be fucked.

You look like a cut of fuckable meat. Are you?