needle-dick's parabola

The wide swing of the arm when a douchebag goes in for a handshake. The less secure in their masculinity, the further the arc.

Gregory swung his arm around at a wide angle before grabbing my hand and shaking it roughly. The full "needle-dick's parabola," as Socrates called it.

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wisconsin needle dick

A Wisconsinite that sticks his needle dick in a wedge or wheel of swiss cheese, proceeding to then get other males to join in on the process to make it into a sword fighting competition in one hole.

Hey man, are you fixin' to come to my house to play some Wisconsin Needle dick?

Needle Dog Collar

The poky sensation you get in your shirt (particularly in your collar) after getting a haircut.

Guy 1: Shit this sucks, I just got a haircut and now I have a needle dog collar. It itches!
Guy 2: Damn dude that sucks, better change your shirt, ya dirt!

put the needle on the record

to start an activity

Gurl, you not gonna believe what happened.
What?
Well, I been needful all day so when I got home I went straight to my room to take care of business. I just "put the needle on the record" using my patented middle finger technique when my Mom walked in. All hell broke loose.
Whadja do?
Well, when she left, I finished. I toldya I was needful.

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Rusty Beef Needle

When a man with a thin Twizzler like penis fucks his girlfriend while she's on her period then sticks it in her ear.

DO ME DO ME. I love me some rusty beef needle!

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needle dick

basically a little dickhead. this person will wear a faggy flat-bill cincinnati reds hat every day yet he has never claimed to be a fan until this year. he's not above going blues brothers and wearing his sunglasses at night and he has been known to associate with an "old lady." he's also douche enough to still root for lebron james.

Dude, you're a fucking needle dick

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the old needle condom

''The old needle condom'' means when you can't find any condoms with your girl but you find your mom's old sewing kit and you use it as your condom. You just put it in your dick's hole.

James: dude me and my girl couldn't find any condoms last night.
Michael: so what did you do, my kneegrow?
James: I used the old needle condom trick.

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