Impulsive cuffing of a significant other, so to the world you are together but mentally you know you aren't.
Ah did you see how Ryan paper cuff Natalie last week?
Getting handcuffed to your partner until you finish a 5th of liquor (750ml). You will get blasted
Friend: You going to the Davie Fifth and Cuff?
You: Of course. I want to get blacked with my friends.
"Man, I didn't cuff the joint all day -- and that night my skeet rocked like nothin!"
When your clitoris gets caught in the zipper of your pants.
I Can’t go out, just had a incident of muff cuff.
A woman's public hair soaked in giz.
The result of having porn or catholic (withdraw method) style sex.
Masculine:
"I wet cuffed her for the money shot"
Feminine:
"We weren't using any contraception, so I ended up with a wet cuff"
One who lies about their relationship status with another party in hopes of gaining a commitment out of it.
Rachel was acting crazy last night and tried to cuff block me, I caught her lying to Monica saying she was my girlfriend.