Floor Buffer

The best invention ever! Our High School had a whole fleet of floor buffers. I would hijack one and ride it around for hours and make the floor sparkly clean too! Then once a high speed chase took place and I overturned the buffer. Sadly, the buffer things were going at full speed and my scrotum never stood a chance. I really miss my 3 and a half testicles.

Always wear a seat belt when hijacking a floor buffer.

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Floor Bacon

Any altercation that is taken seriously by one involved party and laughed at and dismissed by the other involved party/parties. Usually leads to loss of job.
Originates from a fight over whether throwing away bacon that landed on the floor was a waste or if it was still edible.

"Dude, did you hear so-and-so got fired?"
"Yeah he got into some heavy floor bacon with another co-worker earlier this week, it was all down hill from there"

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LIPZ TO THE FLOOR!!!

This happens when a person,another animal and or when playing a computer game for whatever reason, slips(losses their footing) and falls on their face. The spectators then shout

LIPZ TO THE FLOOR!!!!!

then laugh.

Sam walks in a room

Sam slips and falls on his face

one or more people shout "LIPZ TO THE FLOOR!!!!"

ps: This comment may also be followed by: "That manz not SERIOUS!!!"

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Floor Monkey

People who: (1) can’t afford to buy $5,000 tables at exclusive Vegas nightclubs; (2) queue in the general admissions line like muggy cunts; (3) buy drinks at the bar like losers; and (4) dance on the floor rather than on top of their expensive waitress serviced table.

Vegas Dave: "Cyril this is a great stag."

Cyril: "Yeah mate I'm so glad we bought this $5,000 table."

Vegas Dave: "Yeah mate, just look at all those Floor Monkeys down there, dancing to Chris Brown."

Floor Monkey: "Hey what did you just say? I'm more than just a Floor Monkey."

Cyril: "You're right. You're also a muggy cunt".

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the floor is wet

A slang in prisons across US that is implying on nearby guards that are coming to search and/or check on prisoners. It's used between inmates to warn each other of upcoming possible guard.
Is also refereed to as "the floor is soaking wet" or "the floor is really wet" which means that C.O.'s know something is up, and the inmates should really hurry up with covering up any possible "unacceptable or illegal actions".

*THE FLOOR IS WET* screamed an inmate as he warned his inmates from possible danger.

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Floor Boarding

Using a lunchroom tray to slide down an isle at Famous Players 8. You place the tray in front of you and while running down the isle, jump on and ride that tray to the max while praying you don`t fall like Marc.

"I nearly died laughing as Marc was flying through the air when he flew off his floor board!"

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floor sugar

What Salad Finger calls sand in Salad Fingers EP 7. Marjory Stuart-Baxter and him are sampling the sand around his house in the middle of nowhere. Mr. Fingers remarks that the "floor sugar" tastes odd to him, and then suggests he and Marjory make a record of their discoveries.

"I agree, the floor sugar does taste rather queer in this area. We should make a record of our findings"

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