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A pickup line made from the gods.
You can put it on a mug and every woman that sees it immediately falls in love with you.
Guy: I have serious hemorrhoids!
Girl: Ew!
Guy: :(
GIrl: Im just kidding its so hot
The most coveted hoody in history
First exposed to the public when Kanye West rocked the sample at a Stela McCartney fashion show the hype has just kept building.
Trust me this is the closest thing to crack the streetwear industry has ever produced, and leave it to LRG to once again break new ground.
The details are sick, a glow in the dark anatomically correct skeleton printed on the back and the front, covered by the rib cage is a broken heart with subtle repeat stenciling that says rotten, just like you to the core. But nothing tops the full zip hoody, with mesh eye holes so you can rock the full skull head and still not bump into walls. And check the gold fronts skeletor has nothing on this dude!
damn that lrg dead serious hoody a scary good lookin hoodie i'm dead serious
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Someone who is completely obsessed with a certain celebrity and..
1. tries to look like them, dress like them or act like them
2. thinks everything in common with them is fate
3. non stop connects everything with them
4. screams when they hear their name, see them or hear them
5. thinks that when they are watching a vid of them, the celeb is connecting with them in some way. i.e smiling and looking into the camera.
6. stalks them
7. imagines the celeb is with them or watching them
8. thinks they are the celeb reincarnated or they are the celeb
9. gets jelous when other people say they like the celeb or if the celeb is with a girlfreind/boyfriend
10. It gets extremely serious when the person suffering becomes so obsessed all their life surrounds is the celeb :|
serious celeb obsession (SCO)
johnny depp: my favourite colour is black..
SCO sufferer: Omg so is mine we are so alike, we would get along, we could be like soulmates...
SCO sufferer: stay away jew, i am hitler reincarnated
SCO sufferer: He just looked at me and winked!
Friend: no he looked into the camera for a second and blinked
SCO sufferer: you didnt see it cos he didnt want you to
A Roblox game which is based on Mount & Blade Warband: Napoleonic Wars. The game is about the Napoleonic Wars featuring nations such as France and United Kingdom, historical battles such as the Battle of Waterloo, and regiment classes such as the Old Guard of France.
"When I was playing Blood and Iron on Roblox, I clutched a 2v7 in Olper as a hussar." -Pauligon
This is the definition of Roblox Blood and Iron (Serious).
For a supposedly well-educated person of means to betray their utter lack of decorum or composure; to be without shame or actual fucking intelligence.
"He is an absolute fraud. A living example of what a moderately cut double-breasted suit and decent tie can do with an ultra posh voice...frankly nanny made a serious bish"
It probably means that the woman in question wants to go on dates with multiple guys but not be in a relationship with anyone specific. But please keep this in mind: ALL Women are fickle when it comes to the dating scene, so if you went on one date and it went well or she decided she had a crush on you, she'll change her mind and desires to be in a relationship with you.
ALL women that has the term "wants to date but nothing serious" in their dating profiles, it means that they'll date multiple guys. Even though these women go on multiple dates with multiple guys, they have no expectations beyond those first, second, third, etc. amount of dates. They always keep their options open. And they ALWAYS CONTROL the Dating Narrative, not the Men. Comedian Chris Rock was ABSOLUTELY correct when he spoke his famous QUOTE: "A MAN is ONLY as FAITHFUL as HIS OPTIONS." In the same way, WOMEN are ONLY as FAITHFUL as THEIR OPTIONS too. So it's only fair that we as men remember that too.
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Someone who takes a humorous status and leaves a long drawn out comment bringing everyone down
Status: a homeless guy asked me for a dollar today I said of course do you have change for a hundred? Lol
Comment: Homeless people have no choice but to pan handle, what if it was one of your ralatives? The are 30,000 homeless people in our city.....blah blah blah
Comment: it was just a joke Super Serious Facebook Commentor!
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