this is an expression that describes teaching someone how to cook
bob: “can you make some pasta?”
steve: “ mate you might have to help me bolster the oven”
The act of farting while a girl is going down on you while under the sheets.
Sara was blowing me and when I gave her the ghost oven she threw up on my dick before running down the hall like poltergeist with the sheet on her head.
Food that requires an oven to be cooked, and has an acquired taste due to being stored in an outside fridge.
"Have you been to Bald Man Jack's place lately?"
"Yes I have, he cooked me up some oven food he had been storing in his outside fridge for a week and then we watched the footy."
A cookie-cutter suburban home constructed from cheap, low-quality materials, containing little to no insulation and clad with dark roofing. Long into the night, the neighbourhood unwillingly endures the occupant's lamentation, as this overpriced, poorly built furnace of fuck maintains internal temperatures only found near the edge of the devil's anus after a night on reaper sauce.
These four-walled shit toasters are favoured by dimwitted property investors who often revere themselves as scions of financial mastery but usually lack the basic mental gymnastics to invest in other financial assets.
Shane bought a ghetto oven in Blacktown for $1.2m at 6% for 30 years. It won't even last 3 years. It's already cracking up the middle and sinking.
Something or someone who is really attractive or sexy
Wow look at her that’s oven porn right there
When a girl farts in your mouth and then you blow it into her vagina
My girl had some serious gas last night when I was eating her ass, so I gave her the pink oven.
A particularly foul form of morning breath caused by dining on fish or seafood the night before and then not brushing one's teeth post meal.
Popularized by Pat from Achewood.
"I'd send the bitch packing if she came to bed with a chum oven like yours"