PMS

Post Meridian Syndrome:
A tendency to be easily upset at a particular time in the afternoon or evening.

I'd steer clear of her, it's getting close to 3PMS.

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pms

Sometime before a woman's period when all logical systems go are. A girl canget so stuck in her head and then snap and lash out at whatever she is blowing out of proportion . Usually focused on the unsuspecting man. Consequently creating a mess before she realizes what she has done and what she is crying for. An inflated state of emotional termoil. Accompanied by inflated boobs n whole body inflated by water retention. All bad . Usually one good cry can lessen the intensity provided your dude is still speaking to you.. If not buy him a pair of Jordan's and he will.

I had made a giant mess and didn't realize it was PMS until he said ,"Bye bitch!

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PMS.

Pumpkin Spice syndrome (PMS for short) refers to physical and emotional symptoms that occur in the one to two weeks after an individual drinks a Pumpkin Spiced Latte. Symptoms often vary between individuals and are most frequent around the start of fall. Common symptoms include acne, tender breasts, bloating, feeling tired, irritability, mood changes, diarrhea, oral yeast infection, and in extreme cases shriveling of the penis. Symptoms are typically result coming out of the closet and can cause lasting damage if you do not speak with a specialist immediately.

Trevor- “ it’s too bad of what happened to Brian”

Jen- “we all saw this coming sooner or later”

Trevor- “ I just can’t believe that after three months of being diagnosed with chronic PMS. that Brian would have ran off with an Uber driver from Eugene”

Ashley- “he was never the same after that first sip of the Pumpkin Spiced Latte”

G- “Trevor, pass the clown cakes”

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PMS

Pre-Match Shit. The act of taking a huge dump before you go out to wrestle in a competition. This can be due to nerves, being over-weight and need to lose weight fast, or a number of other things.

Coach: Alright boys lets get ready to kick some ass.

Wrestler: Hold on im in the bathroom having PMS.

Coach: Wtf?

Wrestler: Pre-match shit, dumbass!

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PMS

Please Make a Shit. When you've got to go really badly you have PMS

That burrito gave me PMS

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PMS

Pot money and sex


P-When you have pot in your pocket
M-When you got money in your wallett
S-When you got two bitches on each side of you

Yo Nigga We Got PMS Up In Da W.P.

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PMS

PMS is the time of the month when you have no other choice than having anal sex with your wife.

She: God damn it, I have my PMS
He: No matter what, you'll get this one in your chocobox

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