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a yummy drink usually consumed by teenage boys named mac who watch porn. 1/2 lemonade 1/2 iced tea. very yummayyy
Mac: I love arnold palmer when i watch porn, i jizz into the bottle lawlzz!
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a joint rolled with marijuana and tobacco
"Duuuuude pass the Arnold Palmer bro"
"Suck my balls"
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A great and wildly successful band in the '70s, they have been obscured by other progressive acts like Pink Floyd by today's youth. All three members of the band (Keith Emerson on keyboards, Greg Lake on vocals and bass, and Carl Palmer on drums) were virtuosos at their respective instruments. Keith Emerson's awe-inspiring skill can be seen in all of their live albums and on epic tracks like Tarkus and Karn Evil 9: First Impression. Must-listens include: Tarkus, Karn Evil 9 (First Impression Part 2), From the Beginning, Knife Edge, Hoedown, Lucky Man, Jerusalem, Peter Gunn, Fanfare for the Common Man, Still... You Turn Me On, Tiger In a Spotlight, Trilogy, Infinite Space (Conclusion), Bitches Crystal, A Time and A Place and many others.
Listener: Damn this is awesome! Who is this again?
Prog Fan: Emerson, Lake & Palmer
Listener: I gotta get me some ELP albums
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Underrated and often forgotten.
ELP is a british progressive rock group formed in 1970 by Keith Emerson, Greg Lake and Carl Palmer. To this day they have sold over 30 million albums. Their biggest success was the album Brain Salad Surgery in 1973. A very different sound when compared to other prog. rock bands from their time. Also known for their outstanding and crazy live shows.
"Do you like Emerson, Lake & Palmer?"
"Huh?"
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Palmer Middle school is a school filled with rich ass homophobic pieces of shit. People at Palmer are hoes and do drugs. The teachers are fucking perverted and the admin fuckin sucks. The food there tastes like ass. All the white girls have their Mommys pack them lunch that they then share with their homophobic shit boyfriends. These Basic white biscuits think that they're popular but they are not.
If you go to Palmer Middle School expect homophobic pieces of shit and white girls that think they're popular.
A famous seventies-era progressive rock band that has been largely forgotten by today's youth. ELP played long, orchestral jazz/rock/fusion peices that are best accompanied by some good chronic.
Every aspiring drummer should listen to Carl Palmer's awexome drum solo on Tank.
Fanfare for the Common Man, Lucky Man, Knife Edge, Tank, Karn Evil 9.
Tom: Emerson, Lake & Palmer... weren't they the backup band on a Dashboard Confessional tour?
Joe: *Smash*
Tom: Agh... my ovaries.
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An Arnold Palmer you make yourself. Half iced tea, half lemonade.
I went to the dining hall and made a ghetto palmer.
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