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appreciate your partner day is where you appreciate your partner and praise them and this is everyday.
“hey guess what?”
“what?”
“its a appreciate your partner day!”
“oh really?”
“yes, now face down ass up”
Your ESP is the person you love, choose to spend time with, share all thoughts and feelings with , and occasionally even finish the sentences of. There is a certain amount of ESP (extra sensory perception) to all truly meaningful relationships. Your ESP is invaluable as you navigate life.
I am attending the show with my ESP (exceedingly significant partner) . She said "Yes" before I even asked her to go with me.
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A gay man who receives oral sex in public toilets.
I was just looking for a short-term salami partner, officer.
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May 16th is national hug your partner day! Give your partner a hug and tell them how much they mean to you!
You: *hugs*
Partner: thank you but why?
You: it’s may 16th! National hug your partner day :)
Partner: *hugs*
Often when asked if you are in a relationship, by saying you have a "domestic partner", it doesn't define your sexual orientation. So, "counter-gender" domestic partner does, plus it can be used by men or women with the same result.
"John, this is my wife, Barbara".
Are you married?
No", I replied, but my (counter-gender domestic partner) will be joining us after dinner
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When somebody yee haws before they dies, they yeed their last haw
Guy 1: Yee haw
Guy 2: You yeed your last haw, partner
Guy 1: OH NOOOOOOO
December 5th, the day to express your love for that special person in your life. Your babe, your shordy, your hunbun.
"I fucking love you so much" I love Appreciate Your Partner Day (Which is everyday)