In The Past Tense

To kill or end something completely, typically in a very absolute and forceful way.

When that burglar broke into my house last week, the ol' 1911 put him in the past tense.

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paste-eater

another term for a geek, nerd, dweeb. Someone who does not fit in.
Refers to the kind of kid who got in trouble for eating paste in preschool activities.

Watching Star Trek reruns is for paste- eaters.

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paste pants

When somebody ejaculates a sizable load directed at the crotch area of a naked person in range, not necessarily the person involved in the act. Then the ejacualtor douses the cummed-on-crotch with baby/talcum powder...

Result, PASTE PANTS!!!

I usually go out dancing in my paste pants...

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fanny paste

When A Woman Leaves The Semen Inside Her Clundge After Sex

Jeff - "I Say Gregory, Last Night I Opened That Bints Legs To Get A Bit Of Sweet Action, When I Noticed Last Nights Porridge"

G-Money - "Oh Dat Hoe Had Some Mean Fanny Paste Boiyyyy!"

Jeff - "Word!"

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ball paste

The thick pungent paste that forms on your scrotum after exercise or prolonged exposure to heat.

I got so hot from working outside in the oppressive heat that I developed a huge amount of ball paste.

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Face Paste

Facial Products.

"Like, OMG Susan, she uses pounds of face paste, its totally hot."

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stink paste

The stinky paste between your butcheeks after a couple days of not showering.

Honey you need to shower your stink paste is nauseating.