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When your mate only eats greggs and smells like a pasty
Bro stfu you smell like a BOGOF Pasty
The equivalence of small man syndrome but instead for chunky white guys who call themselves Mexican.
Pasty bean sacks may rule the world but lack with the ladies due to the radiontal brightness of there skin complexion.
The blurry spots that are superimposed over genitalia and breasts in videos. Used to hide nudity or pretend nudity. Also to hide one's identity or other info that can't be released publicly. Can also be used for censorship/propaganda.
(While watching TV)
other person: I bet the camera man got wood filming that!
Steve: She wasn't really naked, the video pasties just make you think she is.
other person: What's a video pastie?
Steve: The blurry spot over their goodies.
other person: Oh, like they use on the cop shows.
Steve: Yep.
other person: That takes the fun out of it knowing she wasn't really naked.
The term 'Pasty Chucker' is used to describe anyone from Cornwall .
The 'Pasty' part of the phrase comes from the Cornish dish the 'Cornish Pasty' which Cornish people pride themselves on. Ironically hard evidence points towards their better neighbours ,Devon, for the first ever recipe although the Cornish refuse to accept this.
The 'Chucker' part of the phrase dervies from the Battle of Liskeard during the 1643 Civil War in the South West of England. It is believed when the Devonshire Army approached the Cornish army, sword in hand, the Cornish army decided to arm themselves with their beloved pastys and then proceeded to chuck the pastys at the Devon army before getting totally wiped out, hence the term 'Pasty Chucker'.
Example 1
Dan: I'm going to stop you there Tom, I can't take this anymore!
Tom: Pipe down Pasty Chucker...
Example 2
Eric: I want to go home, this place is too modern
Tom: Typical Pasty Chucker, always moaning.
1. The quality of being pale or unhealthy-looking; of being pasty.
2. Collective noun for a group of pasty (usually white) people, particularly the type that inhabit their parents' basement and rarely venture outdoors or engage in social interaction.
"His skin had acquired the pastiness that comes of a life spent entirely indoors"
"A pastiness coalesced outside the comic book store in anticipation of the release of DC's latest Wonder Woman special"
"A large pastiness formed outside Parliament House today protesting the government's intentions to review its game censorship laws. Two passing policeman were able to dispel the crowd before major sunburns could set in, but only after repeated threats to call the ringleaders' parents"
A funny thing to call white people
Blud is such a pasty pioneer ☠️☠️☠️