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The lowest level of credibility that a human can attain. If you are ever at Pedro level, consider an alternative means of living, as you are sub-human.
Pedro: I just got cucked again
Robert: well maybe if you weren't at Pedro level you wouldn't have
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A mexican Who Will get the girls, spin in circles and say “GO GO GADGET HELICOPTER”
The Autistic Pedro cucked my girl away with his immaculate spinning
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The most dominant pitcher of his era, and one of the most dominant pitchers of all time. He'll blow a 93mph fast ball by you with one pitch, then laugh at you as you wiff on his 12mph change up. He's also one of the funniest and fearless players in the majors. He won't back down from anybody, not even an angry whale (see Don Zimmer)
Expos fan: "Man, I miss being able to go to the Big O and watch Pedro Martinez."
Red Sox fan: "I understand what you mean, I used to masturbate to him from on top of the green monster when he was on the mound."
Mets fan: "I wish he was still as good as he was when he played for you guys."
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Uruguayan-Argentinian movie director and scriptwriter renowned for his weird stories with even more weird names.
- Have you watched Pedro Amenábar's classic?
- "The Milky"? Yes, I did, but I hated it.
- You probably didn't catch a thing, did you? It's a cult-classic!
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1. These kooks have no idea what being PAOLO SAN PEDRO is. PAOLO SAN PEDRO is when you've gone beyond radical, beyond extreme, it's balls out danger, & or perfection, & or skill or all of that combined.
2. PAOLO SAN PEDRO is the coolest kind of PAOLO.
3. PAOLO SAN PEDRO used when a conversation goes silent
-That was fucking PAOLO SAN PEDRO man, that dudes head flew off.
-Dude let's go drinking then go totally PAOLO SAN PEDRO.
Man 1: That dude just shitstomped the pachuli's out of Gino.
Man 2: Woah! PAOLO SAN PEDRO!!!
pedro monke day is an international day for the naked dancing man originally found through discord.
Phil: Oh boy, I am excited for the upcoming international pedro monke day.