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word for a creature with the body of a man and the head of a pelican. the pelican head is larger than a regular pelicans head to accommodate for excessive brain power. pelican heads are a apex predator and known to be super smart and also strong. approach carefully
guy 1: woah. what the fuck was that?
guy 2: that was a Pelican Head. 1/8 pelican, 7/8 man.
MEaning tardsy has no appple to peal, if you eat the crust of the banana you gain the trustee funds of pelican agents in yoiur area. its like free sex toys when ya scrubba dub dub you fuck ya mum in the hot tub
Tardsy own quite a few Pelican Agents
The sexual act of inserting a healthy pelican anally and defecating using your feathered friend as a filter, causing scrambled fecies to run down the scrambler’s leg.
That prostate exam gave me flashbacks of the time I tried out the pelican leg scramble
When your having intercourse with a girl on the beach and you take thy penis out and dip it in the sand then reinsert into the vaginal cavity.
I busted out the ole pelican dip with Sarah with an H
To get so drunk that you loose control of your limbs as they fly everywhere, like a pelican bird due to their large mouths and wings as well as long necks when they fly.
I'm getting absolutely pelicanned tonight!
The act of beating a motherfucker with such righteous fury, in your rage you make a serious attempt to pull their spine out through their mouth similar to how pelicans cool themselves.
"You hear about the fight in Jerry's trailer last night? Cletus grabbed his sister, and Jerry broke his jaw so bad I thought he was gonna pelicanize his spine out of his mouth!"
When you get shit on your nose after eating a girls pussy.
After going down on Sarah, she looked and me and said “You’ve got a Rusty Pelican!!!”