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he says hes a local lad yet he lives nowhere near where he works. gives off noncey vibes.
billie: have you seen mr perry?
grace: yeah, he gives me such noncey vibes.
When you're feeling the jiggy jiggy so you approached your girlfriend in the basement and scream "I know what we're gonna do today!" and right before she gets to resist, hopelessly crawling away from you, you insert your tallywacker so deep(any holes will do) It can't be seen anymore, and you whisper in her ears "Where's Perry?"
Legend says it is also a famous line from Phineas and Ferb that whenever they got an Idea to 'what they're gonna do today', their pet platypus named Perry will suddenly vanish to a secret mission. LAME...
"I know what we're gonna do today!" Chad screamed.
"No! please! It's been 2 months! Have Mercy on m-... AHHHHHHHHHH!" Anna exclaimed.
"Anna, Where's Perry?" Chad asked
heard she smells and has no friends and will never get a boyfriend because her brother and friends will not allow it because she's still 12 and always will be. But like has a pretty cool brother and his best friend is even cooler
i heard katie perrys brother is a sick lad
Chad perry is the alpha male. The one and only. He is the one that makes women’s heart race & panties drop. He is a certified bad ass. A one of a kind!
I wish he was more of a chad perry.
When you get whiskey dick so bad that you have to use your thumb as a make shift penis
That guy was so drunk last night he had to give that girl the ol’ Perry
"Yo what are you doing for lunch?"
"It doesn't matter, as long as Jack Perry doesn't come!"