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The art of cramming some Oreos into a girls vagina and then using your penis to crunch them up. The end result is your dick looks like a black and white barber shop pole.
Hey baby lets bust out some oreos and do the persian twist.
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A Sexual act where your roomate gives you a good morning after a night of gay sex by deficating on your chest
Behnam gave Euan a Persian omlette
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The act of waiting until someone has fallen asleep (usu. through intoxication) then proceeding to position oneself over the sleeping party in such a way as to drop your scrotum onto their closed eyelids.
Pete: Hey mate did you hear about Conor?
James: No, what happened him now?
Pete: He fell asleep at that house party and got a pair of Persian Sunglasses!
James: spastic
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When you have to coerce a woman into sleeping with you. So she doesn't really want to at first. But then she's like okay, I'll do it.
Vince: I just had to coerce that woman into sleeping with me
Daniel: You persian raped her?
Vince: No, I persian raped her.
Daniel: That's what I said..
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we call persians as persian niggas because they're brown, hairy, unibrowed, sweaty people who think that they have some relation to white people or something crazy.
Therefore to make persians realize that they're brown and related to arabs and indians, we call them PERSIAN NIGGAS!
bob: yo, did you see that weird looking brown chick in there? She's hairier than an ape/
jon: must be a persian nigga.
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a gangsta who can be identified by the following
1. wears shades
2. occasionally speaks broken english
3. drives a porsche or BMW
4. some of them suck at driving
5.at first does minor crimes but then does more severe ones later
6.is more used to gunfights than fistfights
7. usually uses melee weapons in fistfights
8. likes having multiple significant others
9. when he wants to fight someone with fists he'll ask others to help him
u know your adversary was a persian gangsta if he used a bat, knife, or brass knuckles to beat you up
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A sexual act where one funnels Ghormeh Sabzi into another person's anus, they defecate it into a sink, and then it is consumed by both with a golden spoon.
"I had a great time last night giving you the Persian sink."
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