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When you are having sex, then when you are close to ejaculating, you jizz inside two pieces of toast and invite your girlfriend/boyfriend/mum (whatever you're into.) Also, you can add other condiments.
Sarah : Oh mike, please give me a philly makeover
Mike : OK, wheres the bread.
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You proceed to have sexual intercourse with a girl on a trampoline. Then you take a crap and bounce it off the trampoline and make her catch it in her mouth. Finally you stick a cheese steak in her vagina and scream "Philly Skydiver"
Man, I can't believe you gave that bitch a philly skydiver last night!
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when a man takes a sh*t inside a female's vagina. then cums on top of it and then proceeds to eat the girl out with a spoon
Jill: Hey babycakes, what should we do tonight?
Joe: I should give you a The Philly Cheesesteak.
Jill: Good. I can't wait!
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the name given to any blow job that is performed by a man, originated because Philadelphia is so gay
I cant believe you just paid for a philly bj, that shit is so gross it should be free
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Normally preformed by homo-sexual men. The "Philly steamer" would be the act of, two men deprecating into a cylinder type apertures forcing ones or another deprecation into the opposite party.
Yo, I'm so gay. I Philly steamerd the other night.
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A $4 drink order that includes a shot of house whiskey and a bottle of Pabst Blue Ribbon. It is tradition to down the shot and pound the beer immediately upon receiving the order. Although it is widely known, it can be difficult to locate an establishment that will honor the Philly Special.
Man "Hello barkeep! I'll have a Philly Special"
Barkeep "Sorry, we don't do that here."
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A team of 25 homosexuals such as jimmy rollins, ryan howard, chase utley, cole hamels, and shane victorino, that suck dick for the first 161 games of the season and then steal first place from the mets even though the Mets are the far supirrior team. 2007, and 2008 Mets are first place the ENTIRE season and then the undeserving 2nd place phillies try calling themselves first place when in reality the Mets are the real 2006, 2007, and 2008 NL East Champions and 2008 World Champions.
New York Mets. Phillidelphia Phillies.
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