“ Hey George, why do you cut your own grass and grow your own weed?” “Because I have Beaner Phobia!”
Extreme or irrational fear of squid
(Comes from the Latin word Lolligo meaning squid and the Greek work phobia meaning fear.
If Liam sees a squid he might actually lose his shit because he has Lolligo-phobia
The fear of lighters not working when your scared or not
Friend:”dude my lighter isn’t working and I’m scared.”
Me:”then you have nolete-phobia.”
when a person is scared of a duracell battery.
person= arggghh duracell battery
other person= you've got dur-battery-um-phobia
When two gay people are kissing!
I saw him being Phobia Water with that Russian over there!
It's the Phobia of getting scared by the sound of an electronic voice or sound like: Stephen Hawking's voice, The Daisy Daisy give me your answer do song and The song Satisfaction by Benny Benassi.
I think I might have Automated voices phobia cause every time I hear Stephen Hawking's voice I panic and start having anxiety.