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When you are laying flat and someone takes a giant shit on your face.
I was pissed off this morning because my one night stand face piled me.
The mound of cocain from which individuals are alotted their own line, rail, or blast. It’s named after the Lengend of Angie who was a woman, I guess, who snorted the whole pile and not her own line that was so carefully assigned to her. Angie was never heard from or seen again.
Hey, that’s the Angie Pile, and that’s your line. Don’t do the Angie Pile!
Gut pile ; a fatty pertrusion of the lower abdomen caused by excessive comsumption of chocolate filled donuts.
While sitting in a meeting, a hefty coworkers shirt button was undone and her g-pile was inconspicuously hanging out.
Where one places all of their shit when they get home. Contents include, but are not limited to: keys, wallet, phone, phone charger, briefcase, shoes, gym shoes, receipt from the takeout you grabbed on the way home, spare change, lint, dog hair, purse, all the chopsticks you stole from the restaurant where you ate lunch, etc etc etc.
Typically spurs a fight with one’s wife, husband, child, or mom when they inevitably trip over your shit or feel it ruins the “cleaning they just fucking did!!!”
Everyone has one. Even the dog.
Mom: “Here’s the mail that came for you today.”
Son: “Nah it’s cool I don’t want it, just put it in my shit pile.”
Wife: “I have told you for the LaSt TiMe that the corner of the counter top is NOT your desk!!!”
Husband: “No, but it IS where my shit pile goes.”
The clearance section at any chain fabric store.
OMG, did you see those curtains? They looked like someone's half-retarded aunt hand-sewed them with fabric from the colorblind pile!
noun A large, messy pile of random shit accumulated over time, which takes up more space than is feasibly possible.
"Callum, for fucks sake, look how much nicer it looks without the piles of fuckery"
Another way to define cellulite.
Damn looks like she's been sitting in a gravel pile.