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When you violently shit and vomit at the same time.
Hey man, we missed you last weekend!
Yeah, sorry, I was having a Pittsburgh Christmas.
When you take a thing of chili and stick it in/on/around someone’s ass and eat it off/out with a spoon/straw
My wife asked me what I wanted for dinner last night and I said a Pittsburgh Cheesesteak, I’ve never cum so much in my life.
A fully-functioning toilet set in a highly visible and public area.
She had to relieve herself, but was terrified of being scrutinized by the others at the party whilst using the Pittsburgh Toilet.
When a woman with loose morals has to move to a new town because she already ran through all the dudes in her old town.
I hear Casey is moving to Pittsburgh because she ran through all the dudes in this town.
When you get a little carried away and spray tan you penis, fuck a girl in the ass, then have her suck you off.
She wasn't scared about the spray tan that ran too low? Na, gave her that Pittsburgh Carrot. Made it a lot easier to cover the rust on my dick when I gave her ATM.
When a horny fella gets a little rowdy and decides to cum in a nut shell. Afterwards, you’ll feed the “nutshell” to a chipmunk 🐿️ or a squirrel 🐿️.
Hey Richard what you are you going to do after you get off of Forza?
I will perform the Pittsburgh Nutshell hehe
During sexual intercourse just prior to ejaculation, the male partner pulls out his appendage and proceeds to whip it around in a weedwacker type motion spraying the ejaculatory fluid around the room.
JIm: how was your night last night chris?
Chris: Damn, I was Candice last night and hit her with the Pittsburgh weedwacker again. She has quite the mess to clean up.