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When she deep throats a line of pixie stick dust off your shaft and immediately takes it in the poontang.
Buzzed Liteyear likes to pixie stick it in the tang.
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when you snort pixy stix like a line of cocaine. very entertaining while still legal. there should be pixy stix whores. pimps wouldnt make enough dough though. fun for sleepovers with friends.
pour pixy stix out on to surface and snort its that simple. CAUTION: burns slightly and leaves a tingly sensation in nostril. you will sneeze after and it will probly come out colored. "bro i was snorting pixy stix last night and i sneezed orange!!!!" :O
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Powerful creatures were born from children’s apathy for falling recreational equipment. Dressed in Mounty uniforms and riding toy moose, their heads are donned with football helmets signed by Josef Stalin. These fairies have concocted a brilliant scheme to take over Antarctica, long heralded as the “Party Capital of the Tundra.” Have been known to throw volleyballs at random teens.
WHAT THE- This can't physically possible. It must be those damn Fast Canadian Pixies!!!
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A crazy monster who wastes all of her money on hundreds of plastics surgeries when it could be going to charities. She has even gone so far as to remove SIX OF HER RIBS. Her waist is fourteen inches, and her bra is a 38-J- which I literally didn't even know existed. She claims to be a role model, but she encourages girls to set unrealistic and unhealthy expectations for themselves and waste their money on procedures that mess with their mental health and puts their lives at risk.
Girl 1: Uhg I'm too fat, I should go on a diet
Girl 2: Now there honey, don't be going all pixie fox on me!
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When a guy coats his penis in colored sugar.
Jessie: How was your date last night?
Allie: Well he surprised me with his pixie dick!
Jessie: Oooooo! What flavor?
Allie: Banana. mmmm.
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The act of choking on to much cock
He definitely just had a Pixie Stix Chowdown
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a girl who is SO FREAKING ORANGE, from using a bronzer too many shades off and makes a visit to the tanning booth everyday. also one who is as skinny as a pixie stick, the cause of being supposedly belemic and aneorexic.
girl one: hey, whos that?
girl two: ohh just taylor, the orange pixie stick
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