Face plant

Is when a female sits down on a guys face and has not shaved therefore her hairy vagina has a bush and curlies end up inside the guys mouth.

Sally came over last night and she face planted me!

boob planted

Shove your boobs on something

I boob planted the macaroni salad

Plant Stamp

A type of Tramp Stamp.
The art of getting a tattoo of a flower on the back of your neck or lower back. Although still a Tramp Stamp, it is made to look less smutty.

Rhian: "Oh hey guys, check out my new tattoo!"
Sam: "Yo Rhian that ain't no tat"
Andy : "That's a Plant Stamp dawg"

peace plant

a term for marijuana

Dude, lets get the krew together and smoke da peace plant.

plant a carrot

When a guido is so drunk he falls asleep inside of the trashy woman he is fornicating

"Ay, Vinny, why don't you slow down, you look like you might plant a carrot."

piranha planting

When you are so sick of your date that you eat him/her

Marc: Did you hear Sam totally piranha planted Grace last night!
Harry: Piranha planting is so cool

Plant Hoe

Plant hoes are individuals, usually women from the ages of 18-45, who impulsively buy plants (usually "rare" species of Philodendron, Anthurium, Monstera, Epipremnum, etc) that generally have uniform coloration, leaf morphology and growth patterns. This behavior usually stems from the excessive need to fit into consumerist culture, except instead of the new shiny Samsung or Apple smartphone, it's an excessive collection of relatively monotone plants that serve no purpose other than fill the vapid ego of their owner. As soon as a new obsession (usually in the form of twenty plants from Ecuagenera imports) begins, the other "rare" plants that they hoarded are neglected, and left to suffer amongst the thousands of other plants that hoard their studio apartments. Plant hoes are generally identified by these following features:

1. Soulless, insect-like eyes that light up only for certain aroid species.

2. A constantly overdrawn bank account, rampant credit card debt, or loans taken out to satiate their shopping addiction.

3. Impulsivity only stemmed from the consumerist desire for rarer plant species.

4. Call their hoarding of plants "a jungle" as a coping mechanism.

5. When asked to elaborate more on why they procured their plants, the typical response usually pertains to how everyone had it, rather than more detailed information on the plant itself.

Person 1: "Jesus, why is David buying every golden pothos he sees in the garden isle?"
Person 2: "He's a plant hoe, he needs to fill his soul with a bunch of useless plants."