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records went platinum

When your brakes are well past their life and you’ve been grinding deep grooves into your rotors

“Yeah man, I’ve hearing some intense grinding for the past couple months whenever I press on the brake. Why is that?”
“Oh those records went platinum for sure.”

by Bangswell October 24, 2023


Dark Platinum

It’s the most expensive platinum that’s really a deep dark Smokey /smoke or gray/grey color. So very rare. No matter how much is everywhere. All of it been found. What’s on sell is all there is. Treasure it always and value it and shape it into something beautiful.

I want to get this girl some of this expensive dark platinum but no girl love this color damn I want to show out for her.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ June 13, 2022


platinum tweet

A tweet that gets over 1k RT's.

After years of shitposting she got her first platinum tweet.

by darshains July 21, 2018


Horny with platinum

Thinking about relationships and being horny all the time and can't stop thinking bout girls/women?

Yeah that is it.

Why is he thinking so much about girls?

He is horny with platinum

by Imgonnawaveatyouandwegosmilin September 6, 2019


gay platinum

When a gay fella has never slept with a lady

Damn, Steve is a gay platinum. He's never slept with a woman.

by Platinum Steve February 17, 2018


platinum drip

The Drippest Drip you can in New Vegas

“I spent two centuries searching for the platinum drip it’s my inventory my property mine now be a good courier and deliver it!”

“No”

by Nein September 29, 2021


platinum blonde

a fuckinf type of blonde excusme
platinum blonde is a shade of blonde hair and it makes anyone look sexy, female, male or anything in between or inside or outside

person 1: platinum blonde, 10/10
person 2: you literally gave a video game killer full marks because in the wiki it stated his hair was platinum blonde
person 1: its hot- wait hes a what

by acedetective3600 June 11, 2023