lemon-poking

The act of juicing a lemon with an erect penus.

After Mike was done lemon-poking, he opened a lemonade stand.

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Tuna Poke

1. Sexual activity involving the poking, penetration and stimulation of a female's vagina aka Tuna with the fingers, the penis, a dildo, a diddledo or some other object of sexual desire.

2. An appetizer raw salad consisting of cubed, raw yellow fin tuna that may marinated in sea salt, soy sauce, sesame oil, seaweed, and chili pepper. Found traditionally on Sushi menus.

Example 1: Roger couldn't wait to get home from work. His girlfriend was home lying in bed, naked and moist ready for him to give him a good old fashioned Tuna Poke.

Example 2: Roger took his girlfriend out for Sushi at her favorite restaurant. She really enjoyed the Seaweed Salad and a good Tuna Poke.

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poke smot

Code for Smoking Pot, decieves parents/teachers

Hey, during lunch, let's poke smot!

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poke her

poke a Girl with your cock usually in the mouth or pussy

I'd poke her good soon

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facebook poke

when bitches want to have sex, so they push the poke button on facebook to say they are dtf.

Mary: John keeps poking me.
Erica: We both know a facebook poke means he wants to fuck.

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Poke Through

Accidental and unfortunate anal penetration with your own finger while wiping, usually resulting from single ply or insufficient tp.

Steve: "Doug, you've been washing your hands for ten minutes."
Doug: "Stupid single-ply office tp, I had a poke through on the first wipe."

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[poke child]

A person that was once into pokemon when it was popular and new and were totally obsessed.

"Hey i didn't know that you were into pokemon back then? haha u poke child!! I was too!"

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