noodlin in the corporate pond

To catfish a coworker. As explained in "The Slippery Fist finds It's Way In" Magazine, March 1984 Issue.

Seamus created a fake Tinder account so he could uncover Nancy's secret fetishes, thus he be noodlin in the corporate pond.

go to the pond

An equivalent to going to touch grass but for the silliest of Billy’s or gooses

THAT’S IT, go to the pond, you silly goose.

Tavak/Jon Ponds

The worst human being you have ever come across, they shower in cooking oil, they beg for helper, and cry when you give nix console access on infinity earth.

I do not want to talk to tavak/jon ponds, they are so annoying!

Chocolate pond

The butthole

Put your foot in Ian’s chocolate pond

Chocolate pond

Ian’s butthole

Stick your foot in Ian’s chocolate pond

Punch By the Pond

For one to urinate. To take a leak

I need to punch by the Pond.

Murky Pond

A lighthearted nickname for a friend that turned into the suggestion of an STD in the female genital.

"I would've done her Matt, but Emma had a really murky pond."