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The worst human being you have ever come across, they shower in cooking oil, they beg for helper, and cry when you give nix console access on infinity earth.
I do not want to talk to tavak/jon ponds, they are so annoying!
The butthole
Put your foot in Ian’s chocolate pond
Sandra ponde is typically a devil in human form. She tends to take alot of cock that causes a deformation in the wastal areas of her body in her later years. She doesn't like children and often treats them as slaves to feel power and authority over them. She tends to marry older men. She behaves very controlling but is just trying to make you afraid
Miss sandra
ponde is the worst.
Sandra ponde is not fit to raise/teach these kids
The art of pressing two peoples asshole together and one of the people shitting into the other’s asshole
“Bro I with Sophie and we were ponding.”
“Ew bro that’s disgusting.”
When your golf ball gets extremely close to a body of water without going in. The ball and water become very close friends.
My golf ball was ponding with the creek on hole number 1.
When your skin starts to get red and chafe after leaving wet clothing on for too long
Friend 1: friend 2, we went swimming hours ago and you’re still wearing your bathing suit
Friend 2: yeah… so?
Friend 1: you’re gonna get pond rot!