Port Mackerel

The act of defecating inside the vagina of a menstruating woman, which gives the turd a red hue. Expel it from the vagina afterwards and if it is in tact, you have yourself a port mackerel, also known as, a turd covered in tomato sauce.

Baby you make me so horny, I want to give you a port mackerel.

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Port Said

A city in egypt. High crime rate and full of weed and rape
1- to do something ghetto af

1- yooo did you see what he just did?!
2- yeah he just pulled a big ass Port said

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Port Washington

Port is a small town on Long Island, NY. Port consists of many different social classes all located in the same town. Port has some of the biggest bitches you've ever met and at the same to you can meet one of the nicest people in the world. The teens go crazy and say how much they wanna leave this crappy ass hell hole of a town, but they all know that once they leave all they're going to want to do is come back. All the kids are gonna realize how much they're going to miss being drunk at the beach, running around the docks late at night, and riding bikes all over town.

Person 1: "Hey I'm from Port"
Person 2: "Ew I hate that shitty town"
Person 1: *punches person 1* "Only the people from this shitty town can call it a shitty town"

Port Washington: the best shitty town anyone can ever live in

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port 8080

The act of defacing and/or destroying one's code. If you break the program you have port 8080'ed it.

Don't you dare port 8080 the code!

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Port Adelaide

A sporting choke.

That Football side did a Port Adelaide.

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port power

PAFC-port adelaide football club.
an afl football team in australia.
the best team in aussie rules. won the premiership in 2004

damn port power are the best

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port jervis

i apologize for the dumb ass who define port jervis 1st.

it is actually in new york. the ice cream shop is called the creamery (really hot ppl work there) and shop rite is in montague, NJ (see montague) there arent that many hillbillies. trucks cant navigate through the small streets and it was nominated the coolest small town to live in.

every year someone finds a way to die... usually a teenager.

the only good thing this town has going for it is the fact that its way cooler than a new jersey town and that its wrestling team is really good. (or was at one point)

friend: did anyone die yet this year in port jervis?
me: umm idk... wait yea. some dude who graduated 2 years ago died.
friend: where?
me: i think by the hawks nest
friend: ohh yea!!! he crashed right?

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