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Its Johnny sins final words before losing to the ohio final boss
john : Hey joe johnny sins final words are "lactating pregnant latinas"
joe : Oh Thank you john
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an annoying ad urban dictionary wants you to click on
Why is urban dictionary keep showing me this "am I pregnant test" ad?
I wonder how much money they sponsored
Verb; For a gentleman, engaging in a vigorous act of self-love.
Bob: "Girlfriend round tonight mate?"
Trevor: "Nah, bruv...she's up on blocks. I think I'll be Trying To Get The Sky Pregnant for the next few days."
Bob: "Tough break, mate...I know how you feel."
Trevor: "Ian Beale!"
Both: "'Eeeeey!"
is a phrase when you want to fight a pregnant girl. it basically means you can still fight with her just not hit her stomach.
Lashunda: Donta said Nesha called me a bitch!
Mesha: but you aint gon do shit cause she pregnant.
Lashunda: Fuck that, HER FACE AINT PREGNANT!
(Punch)
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Where a pregnant teen performs live porn in front of other teens usually in a secluded place. Because they don't have access to the places where live pregnant porn is being performed in public.
Do you like live teen pregnant porn?
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Having to piss so excruciately bad that you feel as if your bladder will bust like a pregnant woman's water.
"Guys i drank three bottles of water and now i gotta piss like a pregnant woman, i'll be back."
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Today is the day that you MUST get pregnant, no exceptions.
Him: Hey Shordy, Today is baby making day, todays the day you getting pregnant.
Her: OMG, I am so Excited to get pregnant!!! I almost forgot that it was National Get Pregnant Day
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