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When one of your friends announces he or she has to pee, and suddenly you have to pee, too.
I thought I could make it the whole flight without going to the bathroom, but when Nicole and Eric went, I really started feeling the pee-r pressure.
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After having a hefty poo (normally in someone else's toilet), standing up and turning round to inspect the damage but noticing you've left a rather nasty looking skidmark on the bowl. To irradicate the skidmark you forcefully urinate on it, eroding it into nothingness. A second flush is always necessary in order to remove any fragments.
Sylvain was distraught when he inspected the dump he'd just done in his girlfriend, Julia's toilet - there were more skidmarks than on an Indy 500 circuit! Fortunately Sylvain was a crafty chap and realised that a decent spot of Japanese Pressure Washing would remove all the carnage.
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A cross between the dutch oven and cleveland steamer. A sex act where the man proceeds to take as large a shit as possible, preferably after eating mexican food, kimchi or drinking Pabst Blue Ribbon to create that stew like consistency that is so familiar in the pressure cooker, on the womans chest and pulls the covers over her head to pin her to the bed while she futily tries to fight her way out.
Best served along with a Manatee.
Guy: Yeah man Cindy wouldn't swallow last week so I gave her a bitchin pressure cooker to teach her a lesson. She gobbles that shit now.
Guy2: Wooord
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this rule stipulates that if 3 different people tell you to do something within a 1-hour period, you must do it.
rule is void if physical coercion is used during the same period or the preceding 15 minutes.
#1: Todd, chug this beer.
Todd: No
#2 (5 minutes later): Todd, chug this.
Todd: No
#3 (1 minute later): Todd, chug this.
Todd: hell no
#3: Peer Pressure rule, you have to.
Todd: damn.
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Occurs when one (usually male) aims for the brown stains left from a previous user in a public restroom, in order to avoid misplaced blame for having made them.
Bro, I totally had to pressure wash the porcelain in that bathroom. There was a hottie waiting in line behind me.
1. Gently pushing on a girls head or shoulders while making out suggesting you want head.
2. The acceptable amount of force to apply to a females head or shoulders to get her to give you a BJ.
she wouldnt let me slay, so i applied the 10 pounds of pressure and got some bossface.
To refer to a group of people who are easy to release the pressure and adapt themselves to the society optimistically. They live in a fast society and bear various pressures from work and life as other people do, but they choose to face the reality and pressures in an easy way, thus reducing and eliminating the imposed loads by life, and keeping a relaxed mind.
(PS. This term is usually used to describe the young peole who are newcomers in their career)
A confident heart is important for the pressure-free clan.