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the porno version of saving private ryan
the germans are cumming from behind
69👍 10👎
Completely and utterly physically uncoordinated
Private James Ryan drove into a church.
pun off of the movie saving private ryan
im going to go watch shaving ryan's privates!
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the equivalent of get a room on the internet, especially when only text can be used. such as a facebook photo.
a: this photo looks so pretty!
b: hey (person a) you doing anything tonight?
a: haha, no, why?
b: you wanna go somewhere together?
c: GET A PRIVATE THREAD
The ghetto ass school in the middle of nowhere yet all of the students live near it, except the koreans, where they live their ass in puxi. Known for being shit at everything, but kinda getting better. ish. Middle school is just a bunch of cancerous basic bitches who think they're cool and important because they break up with their boyfriends and act depressed. fucking bastards. high school is still pretty shit
Ppl here are basically all asian, so racist jokes aren't racist. the n word don't matter at all. we're stuck to our phones 420/69. schools like sas puxi make out and have sex in middle school, while shaking hands is still a barrier in senior year. prom & winter formal is lame. everyone is either taiwanese, korean, or fuq u.
wifi is shit, food is shit, tech is shit, furniture is shit, classroom is shit, bathroom was shit, everything is shit. you gotta buy 75th handed textbooks, get all 5s on APs, 1600 sat, and take the unnecessary toefl, act, and some other bullshit. teachers are either shit or dope. we're loud and obnoxious. either dumb or smart, no in between, no exceptions. either 4.12 or 2.54. either hate or love anime. play mmrpgs, or weird ass arcade phone games. we crave and beg for vpns. 1/10298 is hot, others are all ugly. gossip is the shit
oh, we don't get sex ed. we get it through watching porn, 9gag, trying to masturbate, and asking the dirtiest guy you can find. thanks, counseling office!
at your service, servant from the ghetto, smic
i love The SMIC Private School because it's the cheapest "international" school!❤️
69👍 13👎
Where girls are silly and laugh at everything , boys are bisexual or gay or clowns and seniors are crushing on people from grade 10
I can tell that you are from horizon private school since you laugh about anything and everything
What you do when you live under capitalism yet have enough free time, energy and space to behave like a woketivist.
Fuck hell no, I will not destroy private property. I will go back to school
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