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The act of swearing a blood oath while pinkies are interlocked. Breakers of the pinkie promise beware...
Pinkie promise you will call me when you get back!
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Not unlike a promise ring, a promise cat is a ceremonial feline offering to one's significant other, symbolizing commitment to future engagement. A promise cat provides the additional benefit of satiating maternal instinct, temporarily delaying the urge to procreate.
Mike: "How long have you two been together now?"
Bill: "About 5 years."
Mike: "When you going to make her a wife? There must be a ton of pressure in that direction..."
Bill: "Dude, you don't even know. Her younger sister just got married, and her facebook feed is filling up with friends' baby pics. I ended up getting her a promise cat to release some of the pressure."
Mike: "Nicccce. Classic move, brah."
Bill: "Yeah, that oughta hold her off for now."
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A pair of lingerie (often a panty) to let a person know that sex is in the future. Wearing the lingerie (panty) is real time confirmation that it's time for sex.
She's not ready to gave sex with me, but she's given me her red promise panty.
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Making a promise you never really intend to keep.
If you will have dinner with me I will be a total gentleman the entire time. Campaign promise
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When making a promise to someone instead of doing a pinky promise, you engage in a Promise rabbit where both parties make a rabbit ears shape with thier second and third finger put the rabbits together in a scissoring motion then pull away making an explosion noise.
The promise Rabbit is a sacred bond which cannot be broken.
Person 1 - Dude, I promise not to watch adult material on your laptop.
Person 2 - Promise Rabbit Promise
Person 1 - Yes, Promise Rabbit Promise
*does the promise rabbit.
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when 2 men of no relation engage in a promise.
johnson: "man i didnt fuck trisha, she's yo bitch."
willy: "promise?"
johnson: "sure"
willy: "we involved in a man-promise right now?"
johnson: "sure"
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A promise spoken as you cross pinky fingers that, if broken, gives the right to the grieved one to deglove, sever or otherwise critically injure your pinky finger.
My former friend and I had the pinky promise to go to our first Comic-Con together. She went without me. So, as a gesture of retribution, I tore the nail off her pinky finger. I am not cruel enough to disable her forever now, am I?
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