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A sexual act when your girlfriend or wife is on her period and you can't have intercourse. She therefore spits on her hand and jerks you off.
Micheal: You sure are in a chipper mood, did you get laid last night?
Shane: Not exactly, my girlfriend is up on blocks, so she gave me a Puerto Rican Lube job.
Hardest working Mexican in Estonia. Kind of looks like Puerto Rican Bobby Brown.
Always has an attitude while driving.
Favorite phrase: понятна!
Did you see that hard working Mexican guy?
Yeah, he really does look a Puerto Rican Bobby Brown.
The act of cleaning thy self with the use of a sweaty t-shirt off your own back hittin' all the stinky spots.
We were adrift at sea so long, and with limited supplies of water, I had to take a Puerto Rican shower to stay clean.
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Term racists use to describe the cuisine of the Caribbean
That racist pig Susan said we're having Puerto Rican Cuban food for dinner tonight.
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The most beautiful people on this earth; you wish you could emulate them in every way and form.
Daisy- "Goddamn Puerto Ricans! I wish I was them and not some dumbass, ugly, scanky puta like myself."
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A style of beard commonly worn by Puerto Rican males that consists of a very thin band of hair extending from one sideburn, underneath the chin, and up to the other sideburn. Sometimes accented by an abundance of hair on the chin.
Before hitting the club, Jose made sure his Puerto Rican Chin Strap was nice and neat for the ladies.
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A handgun. As seen on the 7th episode of Drawn Together's third season. Used by Captain Hero to intimidate mystery-solving musician Foxxy Love.
"Oh my god! Het gots a puerto rican credit card!"
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