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Jack Punch

A wind up punch so powerful that it kills the target but also severely damages the user, often resulting in a broken hand.

guy #1 : why wasn't Harold at school today?
guy #2 : didn't you hear he jack punched some guy yesterday and broke his hand

by jimsonofjam October 5, 2013


rabbit punch

A punch to the back of the head that can cause injury or death. Common term in the sport of boxing (is an illegal move).

Mike Tyson was disqualified from the fight because he delivered a rabbit punch to Evander Holyfield's head.

by UrbanWebster February 15, 2004

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Punching the Clown

To grab your pecker and vigorously stroke it back and forth, almost to the point of rugburn. Also known as Roughing up the Suspect.

I caught Joe punching the clown while looking at a picture of Martha Stewart. Sick bastard.

by Naughty February 8, 2005

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Fetal Punch

1.) To cause a developing fetus in the womb to bleed by an excessive external force, enduced upon the stomach, and cause premature, deadly, birth.

2.) A simple way out of a fun Prom night gone wrong.

3.) A developing fetus punching the mother from inside the womb.

4.) When a chick is giving you head, and right after you blow your load in her mouth, you punch her in the stomach, so it looks like she just came out of the womb.

Yeah, that guy got so wasted last night, when he found out she was pregnant, he had to fetal punch her real good; else that bitch woulda narked!

by Zack Behm and Alex Cohen April 29, 2005

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melo punch

(or carmelo punch) A half punch, half slap. The Punch was made famous by Carmelo Anthony, hence the name "melo punch"...kind of the same as a club punch, when u hit a person without them pay attention/not looking.

Damn, he hit that fool with a melo punch!

by Tha Shark December 20, 2006

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sucker punch

Easily confused with a punch defined as a "bitch move" a true sucker punch is quite a bit more complex than a simple unanounced attack.
It primarily involves a closed fist contacting the soft underbelly of a person (beneath the rib cage) at a high velocity, causing the ensuing force to press upward on the victim's diaphram, leading to a sudden expulsion of air from the victim's mouth and lungs. This opening blow leaves the victim open to various other attacks, often leading to what would be called "bitch moves" becuase of the defenseless nature of the victim.

John sucker punched David, and then he nutted him while he lay gasping for breath.

by Visa July 21, 2005

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Goo Punch

Drink created by Goo, a character from the TV show my brother and me.

One plus one is always two!
Im Goo, and I got a drink for you!
Goo punch!

by The Bish0p July 27, 2006

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