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A post-intercourse act performed by the male, primarily characterized by a kick to the female vagina.
I was punt-fucking Jill last night and my foot got caught in her vagina.
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when a girl has a foot abruptly shoved up her ass unexpectedly
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A college or NFL punt return influenced by modern rap culture. A return that does not follow traditional blocking schemes but yet loses tremendous amounts of yardage in an effort to gain big yardage. Often these returns are influenced by the rap artist Future. In these returns the closest distance between two points is in fact not a straight line but yet resembles something similar to a Michael J Fox signature.
Did you see Desean Jackson's Rap Punt Return against the Cowboys last night? He fumbled, picked it up, and lost 38 yards.
The act of sticking your finger into a yapper dogs behind, shoving it down his throat, and punting it back into the neighbors yard where it came from.
If I catch that dog in my trash again, I'm going to feel angry and canine fudge punt that little mutt over the fence.
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An audio-based form of orgasm induction of godly proportion, or possibly made by god himself. This rare occurrence is usually crafted by an elite squad of John Zorn wannabes, whom during a live performance create such a powerful masturbatory (see: wanker) avant-garde mayhem that it proceeds to aurally "cunt punt" any near-by fangirl into a sexually-charged screaming frenzy.
Last night I went with my best mate to be aural cunt punted by a band performing in nothing but patched Ramones underwear and Hello Kitty masks; it seemed like everyone there knew the bassist (and I mean EVERYONE), but nobody knew much of anything about the rest of the band; particularly the xylophonist, who appeared to not be there at all most of the time and was instead an absence of air lifting mallets.
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When more than one person cunt punts a woman consecutively.
Did you see that woman last night we gave her the cunt punt express.
When the girl is cumming and you shove a burning candle in her cunt cake and kick it with a steel toed boot.
Last night my wanted to try something new... so I gave her my nuclear cunt punt!