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A person who believes and reposts fake social media messages.
Your fanaticism and eagerness to believe everything you read shows what a bot puppet you are
It’s another word for your DICK
I slapped that bitch with my meat puppet and gave her some chin butter
When someone shoves their hand up another's anus, and move it as if it were a puppet to make the other person talk as if they were a human puppet
Sal was sleeping and I was bored. So to entertain myself I gave him the good old stinky puppet
It’s your hand, fool. Puppets are hand controlled objects, not other people. So a fuck puppet is your hand. Sure, a bunch of guys can get together and have their own puppet show but that’s another definition.
You get any action last night?
Nah, just spent some time with my Fuck Puppet..
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An actor.
"These are the finest meat puppets I've ever controlled." - Joss Whedon on the 'Firefly' cast.
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When a man puts the sweaty sock he wore all day on his hand and proceeds to masturbate with with sock covered hand.
When performed with another it is called "The Stinky Puppet Show"
Joseph: Last night when I got home from the gym, I was so horny I did The Stinky Puppet!
Charlie: Thats sounds awesome! I gotta try this tonight!
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When your friend is visibly too drunk to be allowed into a club by a bouncer, you 'prop' him or her up, put their ID in their hands and tell them what to stay (without slurring!); albeit in a condescending tone.
"Billy was so trashed on Friday night that we had to pull a puppet entry to get him into the club."
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