Re-hyphening

1) The act of mentally shifting a hyphen in a sentence or comment which contains the pattern {adjective-ass noun} Used for personal amusement only. From the webcomic xkcd (www.xkcd.com/37)

2) Verbally expressing this mental re-hyphening to show discontent or apathy toward a person's vocabulary, word choice, comment, or the person in general.

Take note: Not all hyphens can be shifted for this effect - i.e. phrases like No-Talent Ass Clown or Punk-Ass Bitch - because the hyphens either don't make sense anywhere else, or they're just funnier where they are.

1)
Person One: Man, that's one ghetto-ass car!
Person Two: (Thinks: "Man, that's one ghetto ass-car!") Hehehe.

2)
Person One: I had a nasty-ass cold last week.
Person Two: An ass-cold? Is that some new STD?

Person One: Goddamn, I'm one bad-ass fucker!
Person Two: Yes, I bet you're a horrible ass-fucker, and I'm sure your boyfriend would agree.
Person One: Quit re-hyphening me, you ass bastard!

Re-Patricide

The act of killing one’s father only to have to kill him again once the outbreak takes effect.

Oh my God Dan! Did you just kill your dead dad? That’s Re-Patricide! Run!

Re-rubber

the act of puttin on, then taking off a condom, only to put it backk on when shit is about to go down

Goon 1: Yo fam did you smash lass nite?

Goon 2: Yessir. Had to Re-rubber tho, she stunted for maddd long fam

Goon 1: Daaaammmnn smh at least you got in it

re-apress

To have two or more atoms continuously bouncing off of each other in a turbulent manner.

The science teacher had to keep the water under the boiling temperature to ensure that the atoms would not re-apress.

Re Sheng

Super buff guy that does night workouts. He his a full on gigachad that rocks cute masks with crystal clear skin. Re Sheng gets all the women be it from selangor or melaka. Re Sheng is constantly throbbing with testosterone and he can ake his eyebrows look like SUS rock.

Girl: OMG have u seen re sheng's muscles?

Girl 2: Ikr he looks so bisty i can see his abs through his shirt

Girl: Too bad hes dating a girl in melaka tho

Girl 2: Yea ikr, She isnt even that bustyy anyways even re sheng has a tighter ass <3

Re-ree

when a special ed student has to re-read everything because hes too retarded to understand the first time.

john is being such a re-ree......thats gonna get him on a one way ticket on the short yellow bus to sped class

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Res Nug

A large clump of res in the shape of a nug created from excessive pot smoking. This res is formulated from the cleansing of your bowl/bong and when smoked, gets you extra, extra high.

Dude that res nug is about to put me to sleep-ington.

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