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The hostile act of punching a man in the dick while he is half-asleep, giving him a third eye down below to match his upper two.
"How's that for a third raccoon eye?
One more punch and It'll be third eye blind."
This phrase is used to refer to someone that is incredibly ignorant about a subject they are arguing about. This person wants to start arguments despite not knowing anything about what they're talking about.
Johnny: Actually, most furries are NOT functioning members of society.
Some Dumbass: Yes they are dude! All the ones I've seen are really nice! You're just a hater.
Johnny: And you're a gay raccoon.
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A sexual act so heinous and depraved that it is considered a war crime in most countries. Not much about the nature of the actual act is known because most of the participants die within 48 hours of the act. All that is known for sure is that it involves and Brazilian wandering spider and is almost always fatal to all participants.
Nobody survives the screaming love raccoon.
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What a panda bear actually is because a panda isnt really a bear! Can be used to describe the perfect guy, especially if the guy is adorable like a panda!!
Kerrie: Look Leah! Panda Raccoon is walking over here!!
Leah: Omg! He is soo perfect and cute!!
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a fish pond on your property that is frequented by raccoons and other vermin of the night.
my fish pond becomes a raccoon sushi bar after dark.
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When a male ejaculates specifically on both closed eyes of a female. Similar to dot her eyes but usually done from the side of her face thus giving the impression of raccoon eyes.
My brother Dave said he finished off by giving his girl raccoon eyes.
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A person who gets sloppy seconds... you get ones trash like raccoons do
She’s such a raccoon queen like she’s always being dirty.
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