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When two semi trucks are taking up both lanes on a freeway and both are going at least five miles under the speed limit but one is going slightly faster than the other.
Passenger: Dude the speed limit is 70 why are you only going 60.
Driver: Those two semi's are in a snail race, i can't get by them.
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A weekly sporting event hosted by local celebrity Kris Littler. Hermit crabs with numbers on their shell are picked by the bar patrons and given names, example: Crabracadabra, Iona Trailer, Amanda Beunder. The crabs are then put under a bowl in the center of a specially built crab racing table that is Peta approved. 10 qualifying races are held, each heat winner gets a prize and then all 10 winners have one final races for a grand prize.
Come to Trafik to see the Crab Races with Kris.
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verb; to carry two 24 packs of water, one on each shoulder.
That guy carried the waters into the his house race rappazzo style.
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When you're getting road head and she spits your load out the window creating a long streak of cum on the side of your car
"that girl gave my car some serious racing stripes last night!"
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Redcup Racing is the club most identified with non stop partying and riding with many dirtbike legends of Glamis, VetX, and South Bay home dogs. Fueled by liquid courage, redcup motocross riders and friends cannot be stopped...leaving their trace among the most ultimate campers around. It's mascot, the most essential to all...is the famous plastic redcup which is operated and controlled by Shima himself. Next time you see a redcup sticker on a truck, its the recup crew saying get the %^#$ out of their way.
An easy example could be the crew that goes out to glmais every holiday weekend, most of redcup racing digities fly the sticker on their front number plate of their bike and hits the big jumps...like Charlie Lane or Markus Bunch.
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The greatest sport ever made on horse back, barrel racing is like attempting suicide
“I Love barrel racing, it’s extremely dangerous tho”
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A race that involves scooching along the ground on your ass, like a dog
"I know what this is... it's an ass race! First one to the kitchen wins!"
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