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A female who acts like a cold hearted bitch, but is really the sweetest person ever. She uses sarcasm a lot and prove people wrong cause she is right.
Most people say that girls are made of sugar and spice and everything nice. This is wrong. Rachels are made of sarcasm and wine and everything fine.
Who is that girl that just chugged down that entire bottle of fucking wine?
That's Rachel's. She has a problem.
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rachel she fat like a pig
ugly hair need a wig
ill give her one thing tho
her thighs are big
but that doesnt matter
please dont get flattered
all your dreams should be shattered
you aint ever gonna be nun
i write this for fun
your breath smells like some rum
and your face looks like a mon
key
and your personalitys a little fun
key
built like humpty dump
ty
thats not all i got either
2 faces u should he in theater
i hope ur future husbands a beater
just kidding thats a little rude
u only look good when ur nude(jk)
all u wanna eat is food
because ur so fat
ur face looks like a rat
hair gross like a used mat
youll never be my slatt
you take big fat poops
your eyes look like fruit loops
ima kill u with my troops
u orobably drive coop
i dont like this word huyanas gay
just like u tho so ill date ur mom as pay
u aint cool aint no way
this is boring
when u sleep u probably snoring
talking to boys u be whoring
when ur in a car u be flooring
and then u crash
on ur butt u have a big rash
u dont have a lot of cash
u broke and smelly too
u muusty and crusty with teeth yellow like some mtn dew
im not trying to he rude
well ig i am
i want u to be sad for the rest of ur life thats the plan
yo best friends like a pencil
Rachel exists; this this earth.
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Rachel an amazing, beautiful, fun girl who you'll never regret meeting. She is always there for you when you're upset and is a selfless person. She has the most amazing tan and her bestfriend Chelsey loves her very much. She's very generous and is always heaps fun to be around! Her laugh makes you laugh and she has the best sarcastic humour ever!
Look at that amazing girl over there, she is such a Rachel!
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The most amazing blonde-haired, blue eyed woman ever. There's nothing she won't do for the people she loves.
Person 1: Are you dating Rachel?
Person 2: Yeah.
Person 1: Lucky s.o.b....
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attention-seeking whore who will lie about anything possible to make herself look cool.
she will keep friends temporarily only to find that these "friends" have figured out her real character.
also really good at fucking up and starting unnecessary problems.
seems to feed off of self inflicted drama.
"did you hear rachel saying that she beat the shit out of that one chick?"
"yeah, it's not true. she likes some guy who likes girls that can fight."
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