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Random
non essential, confusing and often misleading word, used in reponse to any sentence which may envoke slight shock or simply a confused state.
most commonly used in situations which in fact, are quite common, and generally quite essential.
NOT RANDOM:
person a: have u got any nieces?
person b: yeh, my sister had a baby yesterday
person a: WOW RANDOM!
RANDOM:
person a:have u got any nieces?
person b: There was this big yellow bear and he had a tribe ov owls and the owls had green hair and blue wings and very many eyes and one day the dog went to the beach and found The Land of Faraway and decided to go home, and then the Russian Pygmie Army bearing cocktail sticks by the thousands ran at Craig, but craig, having wings flew away, but in his panic, as he was terrified ov the Russian Pygmies bearing cocktail sticks by the thousands (some even had the little umbrella ones.....) he flew straight into the Empire State building, and in a severe state of shock and confusion (as he lives in Clevedon and didn't know where the Empire State building came from) he got a marmite sandwiche out from his bag and ate it. But out of no where a parcel arrived for Egbert, which was a very parculiar thing as no one but me knows anything about Egbert (as he lives in my shoe) and i didn't send him a parcel. To pollys surprise the clouds had turned orange and ofcorse this means it was raining apple juice (durgh). I was walking down the road the other day and suddenly this cookie fell from the sky right in front ov me, 'no waaaaaay' said the man, 'itz raining fucking doughnuts', so he picked up his cat and carried on his journey to Jupiter.
person a: WOW RANDOM!!!!!!!
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Jetzy: LOL i like apples
Minnie: WHAT?! LOL
Jetzy: LOL i like jetzy
Minnie: your such a randomer.
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More than likely to be the little button you clicked on to get an unexpected word on urbandictionary.com
Also used when something unusal happens.
Stevie: Tim, you seen my hat?
Tim: Sponge!
Stevie: What a random comment.
Tim: pwwaghahahahahaha!
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Something totally out of the blue.
Jenn: Hi Rachel!
Rachel: Have you ever burnt your nose trying to sniff fire?
Jenn: No... but hell, that was random!
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when you say something pointless that is off subject and it makes no since what so ever and it doesnt have a meaning
emma and lydia
emma- hey bobuca what tis you be doing tonight
lydia- nuttin jo jo jus about to go over the the banana and mate it with a pinapple to create a banapinapple
emma- hmm.. have u ever wondered what it would be like to be dressed up in so much clothes that you were like a giant ball of fluff. Who was really hyper. So you would be a hyper ball of fluff.
lydia- the wall
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This word is now a noun as well as an adjective. It refers to a person whom you meet 'randomly', or whose identity or relation to anybody else is unknown. It is often used to refer to people you meet at parties or on nights out, whose names you don't know or forget, and whom you never see again.
You can also say 'random guy', 'random girl' etc.
"Who's that guy standing in the background of this photo with a mop on his head?"
-- "I dunno, just a random who followed us in off the street, I think. He slept in the shed."
"I didn't really know anybody there so I was just chatting to randoms all night."
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Good old fashioned non sequitur. A word only to be uttered when something is done or said that leaves you completely and utterly confused and to think on it too long would cause massive hemmoraging
Hey, G hows it going
Fine, D, I got an iPod--You know what? i love duvee covers...I mean porn, and red meat...but seriously duvee covers are the antichrist in a cowsuit--you know, i don't what the goth and prep obsession comes from, monkeys are like the redneck bumpkin cousin to humanity. Frank Zappa's hair is cool, if i were white, i would probobly be thinking about eating whipped cream. Ah...that was a tastey nail sandwich i had for my pre breakfast snack. But I digress. You were saying something?
Ah...that was so frickin off topic it makes me want to vomit, never do that again.
OR
If it weren't for that horse you wouldnt have spent that year in colleg
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