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The all around funniest guy and the most sexiest, most redeemed as a sex god of all mighty.
"My name is Raspberry McFaggotcakes, fear me woman!"
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A sex act performed on a woman. Like blowing a raspberry on the stomach, only on her clit. For best results, place the area between the top of your lip and the base of your nose directly onto the clit. Begin blowing as if blowing a raspberry. Be careful to not become light headed.
Alt. Place the woman's clit in between your top and bottom lip and begin blowing, as if blowing a raspberry. Alternate rhythm of raspberry and move around area for best results.
Damn girl, he gave me a Martinez Southern Raspberry and my legs wouldn't stop shaking!
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A useful and memorable piece of advice provided by Arnold's grandfather from the Nickelodeon show "Hey Arnold!".
Grandpa: Well, you could skip town. But then you'd have to live the rest of your life in fear, always looking over your shoulder, waiting for... that day. You try reasoning with him? Oh, a moron, eh? Well Arnold, I wish I knew what to tell you. In eighty years I think I've only learned one thing for sure.
Arnold: What's that?
Grandpa: Never eat raspberries.
Grandpa holds his stomach
Grandpa: Gotta go!
Grandpa runs to the bathroom
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The act of eating out a girl while she is giving birth.
While Gary's wife was giving birth he had to move the doctor so he could give her a Raspberry baby stroller.
While a person is upside down, another person urinates directly into their nostrils creating a pool of piss in each nasal cavity. The peer will then kick the victim in the nose, creating a spray of bloody piss. The blood/piss combination is referred to as bliss. Optional: a friend of the two may hold a cup or bucket underneath to catch the contents to later be consumed.
So Tina (my new g/f) is a little person (midget) and the other night I got her drunk of a single beer, flipped her upside down and fed her a raspberry lemonade. Later after I made her clean herself up and drink every drop of the bliss.
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the most delicious beverage in existance.
Last night at ArtBeats, I had some raspberry hot chocolate, and I totally had a flavorgasm!
when a girl is giving you a blow job and when you finish you punch her in the head.
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