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Terminally po-faced, miserable, humourless. A term famously used by former Australian Prime Minister Paul Keating to describe former PM Malcolm Fraser.
"You look like an Easter Island statue with an arse full of razor blades."
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REX IS TERUTERUS HUSBAND .
rex is a cool dude and loves teruteru very much.
you should date rex👹
person: you should be more like razor(rex)
having very little respect for someone
Man I have razor side respect for that dude.
"Any Situation can be made worse with the addition of poop"
"Stan was already having a bad day. His partner had left him, he was laid off from work, and his cat had run away. In spite of this, Stan decided he would enjoy some barefoot running ( a farvorite pastime). Forgetting Neuwirth's Razor. Stan forgot to check his surroundings before leaving his apartment, and stepped on a freshly deposited cat dropping. "
When you jack off with razorblades
I just went to the er because I had a nice razor wank
what I am the equivalent of.
i am the equivalent of a Razor Blade Fidget Spinner
Occamom's razor
1st def: Not a "problem-solving" principle that, when Wife/Mom presented with competing hypothetical answers to a problem, The Wife/Mom will select the one situation that makes the most assumptions, and will always cause collateral anxiety and illogical responses for everyone except the Mom/Wife.
2nd def: The most complex reaction to a simple situation... is what it is ...period
Background : Our kids and I , have a wonderful Wife/Mom, We are so fortunate ....But, all three of us get a kick out of the least likely situation to be the one that never (statistically ) ever happens .
I welcome any help on articulating this better :) Im sure everyone has experienced this.. thank you for your consideration
Using Occamom's razor,: My Wife when asked if our 12 and 13 year old daughters could walk around the block of our extremely safe neighborhood . She said no thinking that they would get get kidnapped by a suspicious white van she saw the last week .
I welcome any help on articulating this better :) Im sure everyone has experienced this.. thank you for your consideration