rectal paste

shit

I bet he left some rectal paste in his tighty whiteys when that bus almost side-swiped him!

rectal cancer

Cancer of the rectum

"That loser has rectal cancer"

Rectal Birth

A strange phenomenon witnessed in 1832 in South Dakota by white settlers who saw an injun give birth to her child out the ass. Also, a death metal band from Upper Darby, PA.

"Is that new baby of yours black?"
"No it just slid out of my wife's ass"
"Oh my rectal birth I see."

rectal spelunker

An adventurous homosexual male.

Christopher is a rectal spelunker.

Rectal Nazi

Also called "anal nazi." Someone who harbors fantasies with both elements of butt play and nazis. These fantasies are generally not shared with the public. A rectal nazi can be gay or straight, and can be male or female. Frighteningly, they are indistinguishable from normal, healthy people.

"Tell me your fantasy."
"Well, okay. I get rammed up the rear by Adolf Hitler until my intestines fall out and then I put on a strap on and fuck his butt until his intestines fall out."
"We should see other people."

Stay away from Georgia, she's a rectal nazi.

rectal fungus

Smooth creamy layer some what like moss, with a jagged texture which thrives on left over jizm around the opening of ones anus region

Jeez Barker you gotta get something for that rectal fungus!! it's making it's way up your back...you have no dick

rectal extraction

Pulled out of your ass. Something that is either completely made-up, or if true, a lucky guess.

Dude 1: How did you get a B+ on this test? You didn't even study!
Dude 2: Rectal extractions.
Dude 1: ???
Dude 2: I was just pullin' answers out of my ass and got lucky.