A Rees-Mogg is the compound unit of stiffness and length derived from the factors required to clear the waterline of a toilet bowl.
I can't get it to flush. It must be at least two Rees-Moggs.
When one has achieved enlightenment through the practice of ingesting the smoke of the marijuanna leaf, said enlightenment maybe mistaken for a form of mental retardation hence the term "ree-turted".
"dude-babe, last night at the frat house i was so ree-turted i gave this ugly woman named katie my pipe".
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that feeling when you are constipated and the shit is just edging your prostate
fuck me like I'm Ben Rees Right now
Damon Rees is the epidemy of sex beast and massive penis behavior. Damon Rees can control the length and girth of his penis to suit the size, depth and experience of the pussy he is slamming into. Also being able to last long enough to make his woman cum, then just having to look in the mirror at his own sexy ass body to finish himself off.
Damn Girl is that Damon Rees, I heard his dick is so good it can make your pussy melt
A term used among the discord community. Ping reeing is when somebody excessively bitches about being pinged.
person a:
“oH nO i GoT pInGeD 1 TimE GuYs iM gOiNg To dIe”
person b:
“stop ping reeing you miserable bastard, go outside and touch some grass”
An example of a man, who stutters to mask the sound of his soul dying.
Hey Bro, you're really pulling an Evan Rees-Weideman