Rent Control

An awesome apartment made affordable thanks to support from your parents.

Jack: How are you affording this huge place downtown--aren't you still working as a barista?
Jill: Rent control!

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Rent Free

When an individual just can’t get over thinking about you when you really don’t pay their existence any mind

Griffin just can’t can’t handle the emotional damage caused by Austin. Austin is rent free in Griffins head

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rent a rolph

To rent linen or a portable loo from a member of the rent a rolph clan.

"Rent a rolph, how much to lay my table?"

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rent boy

A boy who sells himself for kinky time,drugs or shpoople

sonny jim: oi spartle your 5 year old brother is such a rent boy.

spartle: shu'up your nan has no arms

Jeff: Hey guys,

Sonny Jim& Spartle: Get back in your wheelchair and wheel yourself away, Spinbowler.

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rent-a-pig

A off-duty Hurricane Police Officer who naturally takes the whole 9inches from his daddy in his bum.

Hey, that rent-a-pig tried to kick Mason County and the Cracker Crew out of the ball game, but didn't have the balls to follow through.

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rent a cop

Ricci's lover

Rent a Cop - "Ricci, pull down your pants now!"
Ricci - "YES SIR! I'd be VERY happy to pull down my pants and show my inerection to you sir!"
Rent a cop - "Good bitch! ^.^"

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Rent-a-cop

Public Safety, Constables (US), Code Enforcement, Safety Patrol, Bay Constables, any uniformed federal agency, railroad/airport/transit police, etc

AND

ALL security guards, special police.

Rent-a-cop are people who lack the skills to be real cops.

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