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self-report

A term that originated from the 2018 game Among Us, in which it would describe a player reporting a dead body that they themselves had killed; its use has since been expanded to describe any action by a person that unnecessarily draws attention to something negative about themselves. It is similar to a Freudian slip, but it does not require the person to make an accidental error; their words or actions are typically deliberate, and the person may already be perfectly aware of the negative connotations of their conduct.

Original Use
Player 1: I found this body in the communications room.
Player 2: I checked the vitals monitor a few seconds ago and no one was dead, this kill must have just happened.
Player 3: Is this a self-report?

Current Use
Person A: I like when people post about funny things they do to get out of doing work at their jobs, it really makes everyone seem a bit more human.
Person B: Fair, although the self-report can often get a person fired if they post using their actual name, so I wouldn't recommend joining them anytime soon, okay?

by MidniteLRG June 28, 2024


sports report

A sports article, blog or discussion covering topical issues.

The news gave a brief sports report tonight. Now I'm up to date!

by Ereck Flowers November 14, 2018


Trip Report

Trip Reporting is a silly pastime typed up by fat, un-original, inane people that travel a lot but don't actually do anything interesting. They then write about what they did (the irony) which is nothing... then post photos which only consist of food on the plane, at the hotel and at airport lounges. Some may post shots of the menus for good measure.

Very intrepid.

They are also tight-arsed as well since they seem to only want to use miles they accumulate while flying very short distances more frequently in order to pay for their long haul trips rather than hard earned money. You'd think by doing this they would actually have some cash to spend on doing something more meaningful and worthwhile ie. sightseeing, hiking, cultures etc...
This isn't the case.

Trip reports really should be called Service/Food reports.

Thread starter: Cathay Pacific Premium Economy JFK-HKG RT!!! and my Business Class trip on Air France A380 LAX-CDG Trip Reports!!!
"Please find attached my many professional photos of food!!!!!! oh and the seat I sat in"

Reader: Cool story bro you went on a plane, looked at a menu and ate food... but what did you do on your trip?

Thread starter: Oh I flew on a plane and ate food, then did the same at the hotel! Much fun, so cool, wow.

Reader: *facepalm*

by Oboro Watabanost January 24, 2014


black suspicion report

when the police arrests more blacks proportionally than other races even though blacks are a minority.

The black suspicion report put more blacks in jail than any other race.

by Coop Dupe June 17, 2018


SCBOLBOY Mass reported redz

A meme popular in the community of Nobelium. It regards the false accusation of a person known as redzbux of accusing SCBOLBOY of mass reporting and doing everything that was ever bad in the world.

"SCBOLBOY MASS REPORTED REDZ!!!!!!"

by GlucioPL December 20, 2016


LCPS weather report

a stupid thing in LCPS,every morning there will be one and giving some useless information.

good morning,welcome to LCPS weather report,we will be checking on the weather today......

by MTR GUY September 28, 2023


The Beast Report

An aggregation of the top news websites and newspapers, covering topics such as world, U.S., local, politics, business, entertainment, sports, etc. They add polls related to current headlines for fun and allow open comments.

Which world nut is going after us today? North Korea according to The Beast Report.

by Christopher Diangelo April 13, 2009