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Returning is the act of perfectly cumming and then re-absorbing the cum into one’s pee-hole and cumming again.
Bob started returning since Debra wanted the cum again in a different spot
The tendency for any object in a woman's purse (keys, for instance) to take about five minutes for her to locate when she needs them.
Kelly: Hurry up! We're going to be late!
Naomi: (digging in her purse) I just need to find my keys! They're somewhere in my Purse of No Return!
When you Netflix and Chilled but you broke up the next day; such as a one night stand for one dollar ( not to be confused with prostitution)
I thought we would get to Hulu and Commitment but she was more of a Redbox and Return kind of girl.
When the stork delivers you a gremlin that is not satisfactory to your standards, you take that little asshole and ship it back to the factory to be deconstructed and remodeled into a more adequate munchkin
I just ordered the Stork Return System to come pick up little jimmy. Can you believe he bit my mother’s toe the other day. That kind of behavior cannot go unpunished.
Suck a dick, pretend you swallowed, go in for a kiss then drop his nut in his mouth.
Jenna totally pulled a return to sender on George
Sex Move:
Have a male Ejaculate in your mouth, act like your going for a kiss then squirt the sperm back into his mouth
"Hey guess what I did to Jimmy last night"
"Oh what?"
"I gave him the old Return to Sender"
"Gross"
When you get a facial and spit it back into his mouth.
I got a facial, but he had some funky spunk. So I return to sender