right wrecked

to become extremely trashed to the point of no return

last night i was right wrecked and now i'm dealing with a bitch of a hangover

ted was right

The unabomber was correct with everything he did and said

Oh honey our new electric banna peeler just got here in the mail its in a weird packa-(BOOM) in conclusion ted was right

Right-O

This term is used by the British to say Yes or your right

brit 1- 'bout that time chap
brit 2- Right-O

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white is right

If you have a white skin color you are correct about anything and everything without argument

White is right is a term used when talking to a minority showing them your superiority

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miranda rights

the right you have when yor are arested a police officer (5.0, one time, fuzz, heat, po pos) read to you. they were made when a man named miranda was arrested and he pleaded that he didnt know he didnt have to talk to the police( that he had the right to remain silent) so he was found inocent

here are the miranda rights

"You have the right to remain silent. If you give up that right, anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney and to have an attorney present during questioning. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be provided to you at no cost. During any questioning, you may decide at any time to exercise these rights, not answer any questions, or make any statements."

Jeff: its the 5.0 nuckas run

(cop jumps on the guy)

cop: your under arrest

(at questioning)

cop: i am going to read you your miranda rights
"You have the right to remain silent. If you give up that right, anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney and to have an attorney present during questioning. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be provided to you at no cost. During any questioning, you may decide at any time to exercise these rights, not answer any questions, or make any statements."
do you understand your rights

jeff: comminutst...

cop: do you!!??

Jeff: yes

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Swipe right

(verb) A phrase used to describe your acceptance of something. The term was originally a reference to the Tinder app. On Tinder, swiping right means you approve of a male/female after judging them by a few picture and a short bio. "Swipe right" can be used anytime you make a good choice or approve of something.

Original usage:

That girl Hannah over there is really hott. I would definitely swipe right on her.

Other uses:

"These burritos are so good! I'm glad we swiped right on Chipotle.

Tom: Did you see the trailer for that new video game?
Dan: Swipe right!

Dana: How do you feel about Nic Cage?
Peter: Swipe right!.. No homo.

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Human rights

The thing people in the Netherlands have way too much of

Eyy you got human rights?
No I’m not Dutch.

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