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An is an English actor, model and musician.
He's actually a really good actor, who has been in some decent to pretty good films.
However, he is best known for staring in Twilight.
Despite getting more money than god for playing this role, he understandably hates playing it, and probably cries himself to sleep at night wondering why the hell he signed that fucking contract, all while cuddling with a big pile of cash.
Actual comment said by Rob Pattinson during an interview:
"When I read it I was convinced Stephenie was convinced she was Bella and it was like it was a book that wasn't supposed to be published. It was like reading her sexual fantasy, especially when she said it was based on a dream and it was like, 'Oh I've had this dream about this really sexy guy,' and she just writes this book about it. Like some things about Edward are so specific, I was just convinced, like, 'This woman is mad. She's completely mad and she's in love with her own fictional creation.' And sometimes you would feel uncomfortable reading this thing."
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'The Highland Rogue' 18th Century Chancer Became known as a somewhat Robin Hood Type character for his daring do's and evasion of the law. Member of The Famous MacGregor Clan His nickname ie Red Robert, Raibeart Ruadh(rob roy) was due to his red hair.One of Scotlands Most Romaticised folk hero's
Some Fucker has stolen my cattle
I bet it was Rob Roy
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Rimming is the popular term for analingus. It is when you lick or kiss your lover's anal opening for erotic stimulation. If you find rimming distasteful, skip this page, but know that for every person who recoils there is a person who wholeheartedly enjoys giving or getting a rim job.Rimming can be delightfully nasty, or a deeply tender act that two lovers share. You can make the experience into anything you want. For many people, rimming is their preferred form of anal stimulation because the lips and tongue of their lover are softer and more sensitive than fingers, a toy, a penis, or dildo. Learning to rim takes a little know how, but most importantly, rimming requires that you know about safety concerns and have established trust and sexual communication with your partner. And rimming isn't for folks who are afraid or ashamed of the sex they already share with their partner. Rob is a prime example who truly exemplifies the true extent of these actions. This is not Jin
When salt application process in the above margarita example had been accomplished by applying a band of water or lemon or lime juice on the rim of the glass and introducing the moistened rim into a dish or reservoir of salt. Rimjob Rob.
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The ultimate comeback for anything anywhere. Even for "Your Mom!", Also used to define something large, fat or humoungous.
No offense to Robs and their moms.
Person 1 : Your face...
Person 2: ROB'S MOM!!
Person 1: Gosh that thing is HUGE.
Person 2: ...Not as huge as Rob's mom!!
Person 1: Your mom!!
Person 2: No, ROB'S MOM!!
Person 1: I want a burger
Person 2: You know who else wants a burger?
Person 1: Oh man! Rob's mom?!
Person 2: OH YOU SO WENT THERE.
Person 1: I'm as upset as Rob's mom at an all you can eat buffet when the food runs out...
Person 2: OH SNAP!
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To drink alcohol in surplus amounts with no respect for one's appearance, coherency, and personal safety until inevitably vomiting and passing out.
"Man I was so fucked up last night, i was definitely rob drunk."
"Dude, you were rob drunk last night."
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To talk utter bull,
To make yourself out to be more than you are because you have no life.
To cause misery to those around you for your own "joke".
"I own an escort cosworth which is worth 20k and has 500BHP"
what a load of Rob-Cos
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Term used to describe a higher level of excellence, used to show that no matter how good you are there is probably somebody better.
You may be good, but you're no rob green.
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