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the robot salesman

a very awesome show found on youtube. It's about a salesman who tries to sell a robot named DOG to a bunch of different people. Uses Gmod to make it.

Some guy,"I'll take one, how much?"
the robot salesman,"That will be $143,653,982,712,423.15. Will that be cash or check?"
Some guy,"Babies"

by kantalupa October 29, 2008


Sad Robot

A three way with two humans and a robot, where the robot dies and the two humans use the robot carcass as a sex toy.

My GF and I had a sad robot the other day.

by vbpj October 20, 2014


robot recoil

When you play Atomic Heart and find out how much ass the robotic ballerina twins have and you get atomically hard. If only there was a way to get them to bounce up and down to see that jiggle.

John: Bro did you see right and left’s robot recoil? I’m downloading the 6 hour sex cutscene modpack right now.
Jack: Bro you’re down horrendously go get a girlfriend.

by GhastlyGamer October 9, 2023


Go Robot

When you have to shit so bad that you suddenly move like a robot so you can walk stiffly and keep your ass cheeks together.

After I ate that bad tuna, my stomach blew a gasket causing me to have to go robot so I could make it across the room without shitting myself.

by Beelzebubba May 16, 2015

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robot fuel

Coffee

Robot fuel: the black sludge that powers your average robot through interminable hours of binary drudgery. Over-frequent use will cause system failure.

by afrowolf November 2, 2010

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Robot King24

A toaster found on Incredibots, Minecraft, and other small branches of them thereof.

Bring me my Robot King24!

by ArkayXXIV May 13, 2010

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robot fridge

The fridge of the future.

You're supposed to serve humanity!

by Anonymous April 4, 2003

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