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The awful, terrible walk that you during the final steps before a major and unexpected gastrointestinal event. The walk is slow and robot-like, as you must keep your sphincter tightly clenched to avoid disaster. Usually takes place once you've reached your home, or if you are in public the bathroom itself.
"I was speed-walking through the grocery store, and once I found the bathroom my body could sense the imminent relief. I nearly lost it right at the door to the bathroom and had to do the clench robot all the way to the stall."
A three way with two humans and a robot, where the robot dies and the two humans use the robot carcass as a sex toy.
My GF and I had a sad robot the other day.
When you play Atomic Heart and find out how much ass the robotic ballerina twins have and you get atomically hard. If only there was a way to get them to bounce up and down to see that jiggle.
John: Bro did you see right and left’s robot recoil? I’m downloading the 6 hour sex cutscene modpack right now.
Jack: Bro you’re down horrendously go get a girlfriend.
Robot fuel: the black sludge that powers your average robot through interminable hours of binary drudgery. Over-frequent use will cause system failure.
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When you have to shit so bad that you suddenly move like a robot so you can walk stiffly and keep your ass cheeks together.
After I ate that bad tuna, my stomach blew a gasket causing me to have to go robot so I could make it across the room without shitting myself.
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A toaster found on Incredibots, Minecraft, and other small branches of them thereof.
Bring me my Robot King24!
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The fridge of the future.
You're supposed to serve humanity!
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