Rule 12

"Never date a co-worker." From the all-important (and sometimes hypocritical) rules of Leroy Jethro Gibbs of NCIS.

Ziva: "Tony, we cannot break Rule 12."
Tony: "Why not? Gibbs and Jenny totally did."

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Rule 40

Pool's closed, due to AIDS.

Rule 36 states that "if it exists, it is someone's fetish", not Rule 40. Read the rules of the internet, newfag.

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The rules are simple

The rules are probably not simple.

When a guy says the rules are simple, there is a catch to it.

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Rule 420

Blaze it.

Rule 420 states: When the time is 4:20, regardless of AM or PM, one has to go wild.

Guy: Dude its 4:20
Guy 2: *Goes wild*

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Rule 85

One of the rules of the internet. If it exists there is a pony of it.

Bob: Must we ponify EVERY MEME?!
Alice: Rule 85 bro.

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Ponky rules

Slogan where everyone in the neighborhood looks after one another/ has another's back. Ponky is an abbreviation for Ponkapoag, a suburban neighborhood in Canton, MA outside of Boston, MA. Lots of parties, fun, #ponkahooplah

Police: Why won't you reveal who did it?
Me: Because Ponky rules.

Rule of Law

Rule of Law - One set of laws applied equally to All Citizens without regard To wealth, status or government office

The American Founders established our legal system to be based on the Rule of Law.